I like yard sales. I like to go hunting for bargains and treasures and finding incredible deals on amazing stuff. I know lots of people that likewise, really enjoy yard sales. If you're going to put on a yard sale, here's a surefire way to lose me as a potential customer:
1. When you put out your sale items, place a display table at the very front of the yard.
2. On that table, place a stack of old LPs.
3. On the very top of the stack, place an LP with a cover that has a dwarf being crucified, and at the base of the cross, numerous completely naked women.
I don't care if you're giving away free gold bars right next to the albums - I will walk away to my car emptyhanded every single time.
Color me disgusted.