- "Mom, when I grow up you can come visit me at my horse ranch"
- "hang on, I need to kill this dinosaur!"
- "I love being black"
- "what would you do if a coyote ate you?"
- "I look like a warthog squeezed into celophane"
- "Where is Napolean's dress?"
- "Hey this is really rubbery, just like your forehead!"
- "I never said you could play my guy, and now you've killed him"
Tune in again soon, for the next installment...